Drunk Weeaboo
Allowing alcohol to make anime more fucked up

Pandora Hearts as not a good anime. I'm going to say it right away, because it's the same reason almost everything is a bad anime. The end sucked dick. It was one of those ends where absolutely nothing happened. It's like some fag walks down a street and the bad guy is like, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're a fag I'm going home."

That's really the only reason I don't like it. You could count all the homolust, but I sometimes wnjoy Hetalia and that's almost 100% homolust. It's homotalia for christ's sake.

SO LET ME SAY WHAT PANDORA HEARTS IS ABOUT. There's this guy called Oz. He and Gil are so gay Oz's father decides Oz should be sent to hell. AT LEAST I THINK THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED. In hell Oz meets a bunny girl name Alice. Alice is a loli by day and A GODDAMN MONSTER at other times. The series tries time and time again to ship Alice X Oz, but he's proven time and time again to be inadequate. Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce.

Much like Pokemon, or Digimon people have monsters that thy can use to fight for them. Unlike Pokemon or Digimon, a gun works just as well as the monsters. Those silly monsters. the monsters are called chains, and all the main characters chains seem to have something to do with Alice in Wonderland. At least in name. That's it.

It really bothered me that the series would use names from Alice in Wonderland, but shared none of the story. OH WAIT. Oz gets tossed to the future. That's that's an analogue to falling down the rabit hole, right?

REGARDLESS, this shit can only be redeemed by another season with a proper ending. Fuck if I'm gonna read the manga.

Posted in Anime
11:32pm, Nov 26 2009
5 comments


by anonyshift http://xanimalsex.com/, 11:56pm, Dec 11 2009

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by Gates and Logic, 9:35pm, Dec 16 2009

That's not too bad of an idea Shifty Matt. Security fists you say?

FISTS OF SECURITY.

by DEO- i..i mean uh, 4:47pm, Jan 4 2010

I only liked pandora hearts for those awkward gil moments, and the 3 extra's that where completely centered around gil.

everything else is shit.

i like that "homotalia" has caught on so well B)

by Patch, 1:17am, Jan 7 2010

Fuck you gates and anonyshift and your security fists. I have

WALLIS HANDS

by Gates and Logic, 1:27am, Jan 7 2010

oh Patchoulie Knowledge

Go back to sniping me with perfect head shots in TF2

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