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Strongbow is Delicious. by: Logic

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Posted 6:07pm, Oct 25 2008

Fate/Stay Night is Awesome. by: Logic

To my understanding this anime was based off of some ero game. Who cares? It has Knights and magicians killing each other for the holy grail! AWESOME.
The story revolves around the Character Rin and Shiro, a couple magicians in the holy grail war, and Shiro's servant, Saber.
It can be argued that Archer, Rin's servant, was a main character, but he died. Regardless, Archer is GAR. Look up his story. You'll shit bricks.
The servants are all the heroic souls of heros. They all want the Holy Grail. Eventually it comes down to shiro and saber winning and they destroy the grail.
before heading back to her reality Saber and Shiro admitted they love each other. D'aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. <3
Saber wakes up talking to Bedevere, and says her dream was a awesome experience. She then went back to sleep. Likely died. Bedevere hoped she was continuing her dream. D'AAAAWWWWWWWW <3

Posted 8:08pm, Oct 14 2008

Better Late than Dead, like Lelouche by: Logic

So, the end of Code Geass: Lelouche of the Rebellion aired last week. I could re-watch it to form an accurate view, but fuck that.
OK here's what happened, Nunnally can see now, so Lelouche geassed her into giving him control of the fleia warheads. Then he arrested everyone. Because he is a faggot.
SO EVERYONE is on the execusion parade tied to what ever. Nunnally is in some skimpy red clothing, and /a/ collectively came in their pants.
WHO BLOCKS THE PARADE? ZERO. OH SHIT.
Zero proceeds to stab Lelouche with the most fabolous sword, ever. Everyone except Spinzaku, and nunally are so happy. Lelouche is happy to die, because everyone hates him.
The final scenes are Kallen running to school narating to Lelouche how awesome the world is now that he is dead, That Whore, and C.C. Riding some wagon full of stra in the country side saying some stuff, and then she says "Isn't That right, Lelouche?" At first I figured that was just a talking to the dead type deal. THEN I REALISED SOMETHING. C.C. looks in the direction of the driver. Gifs on /a/ of supposed leaked footage releaving the driver as Lelouche Blew my mind. These can't be real, BUT I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Posted 5:49pm, Oct 06 2008

After Effects by: Logic

After a night of drinking several things are nice. Some things aren't.
Some things are terrible.

Things that feel good

brushing your teeth

Things that feel Bad

Unbrushed teeth
Your head
your chat archives
Your liquor supply

Damn.

Posted 12:27pm, Sep 06 2008

Code Pizza Butt 21 by: Logic

OK - I missed this in episode 20, but C.C. is back to normal, and kicking ass. AWESOME.
So the Emperor and Lelouche are stuck in World of C. I don't know what that is, but Lelouch appeals to god there. It's pretty awesome.
This episode restored my waning interest int he show. Fuck win.
P.S. Spinzaku spins like a mad cunt.

Posted 5:59pm, Aug 31 2008

The Party List by: Logic

This is a list of interesting things I saw at a party.

Super Man Juice

That is all. Other things present included typicals like vodka + x, rye + x, and beer.
My friend Crowbar Matt brought the materials for Super Man Juice. That is, ice blue koolaid, Red Fanta, and Vodka.
Good Shit Matt.

Posted 3:19pm, Aug 26 2008

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Former Pizza Hut the Anime episode 19 by: Logic

WHERE IS THE PIZZA ZERO?
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE PIZZA.
This episode was a series of downers. In the last episode a huge bomb that killed everyone exploded. After confirming his sister was dead Zero went emo and locked himself in his room with the crazy hot chick.
Some brittanians told the black knights Zero was a dick, so they proceeded to fuck him over.
Rolo, being a cunt, wanted to fuck that dick. He tried to save him. Rolo died.

THE END.

Posted 2:12pm, Aug 17 2008

Red Drink? by: Logic

I have this Smirnoff Classic Caesar.
At first glance it didn't look good. It says shake it, so I shook it. Now everything looks like the not so good looking half. D:
AND JOHN STUART IS ON JUST FOR LAUGHS! AWESOME.
I've had a Caesar before. It tasted vegetablely. Not This vegetablely though.
SO AFTER ADDING SOME VODKA AND HOT SAUCE it tastes ok. It really not good if you don't like tomato juice.

Posted 8:10pm, Aug 16 2008

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The Polar Opposite. by: Logic

I love white russians so much.
Although Russia has shown it's violent side with the recent Conflict with Georgia.
THIS CALLS FOR A BLACK RUSSIAN.
You will need:

1 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Kahlua

Mix it.

You're done.

It tastes strong. Very coffeey. Just like Kahlua with vodka, as one might imagine.
I suppose it's good for lactose intolerate bastards. TOLERATE LACTOSE'S SHIT, ASSHOLES.

Posted 1:50pm, Aug 14 2008

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AND I WILL CALL IT... A GAY RUSSIAN! by: Logic

Due to concerns about the lack of alcoLOL in this blog I have invented a drink.
AND I WILL CALL IT... A GAY RUSSIAN.
You will need:

1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Strawberry Mudshake

The mudshake tastes exactly like strawberry milk. GAY. But delicious. You may notice the striking similarity to the white russian. I love white russians. This tastes nice, but it is no white russian.
Maybe if you only use 1 oz. Strawberry mudshake you can call it a Bisexual russian. Regardless, GAY.

Posted 7:35pm, Jul 30 2008

Code Geass, Reinventing the Awesome Chick by: Logic

On of the main characters of Code Geass, C.C., recently lost her memory. Now instead of being the pizza obsessed awesome chick in a straight Jacket that she was, she looks like a pop star but acts like a stupid Slave girl.
THIS DOES NOT PLEAS ME.
Other happening in episode 16 included another organization against Britannia.
The Big Mystery for the episode was "ZOMG WHUR IZ DA EMPOROR!?" This was such a mystery that they broke it with 5 minutes left in the episode.
There was no super unexpected twist this time. Odd.

Posted 7:43am, Jul 28 2008

MIND FUCK MiND FucK ZOMG INTERNETS by: Logic

Ok, Serial Experiments Lain.
This series is a mind fuck, encapsulated in nonsense, revolving around a little girl in bear pajamas.
Weird shit starts happening on the interblag, and Lain goes to check it out. A lot of shit happens that is hard to understand. It might take a few watch throughs.
At the end of the series it's easiest to attribute everything to drugs, or gods. Which ever you find the most pleasing explanation.
I suggest watching it. In fact I want the box set. I saw it in a store once. I wasn't willing to pay $113 for it though. FUCK THAT.

Posted 8:48pm, Jul 24 2008

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PIZZA HUT THE ANIME EP. 15 by: Logic

HOLY PLOT ADVANCEMENT BATMAN. This episode of Code Geass was awesome.
So, Lelouche is in some crazy thought distorting world with The Emperor and C.C. mind fuckery ensues.
The final 20 seconds of the episode, as always generates that M. Night Shyamalan feeling, WHAT A TWEEST!

Posted 8:44pm, Jul 20 2008

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In After Downtime. Drunk After Cold War. by: Logic

OK. So those who pay my interblag bill didn't for a while. Now I have a stable series of tubes for a while.

At work I got switched into mixing, which is alchemy without all the awesome monsters and invincibility. Just dirty and smelly.
Yesterday night after a hard day of work I bought a nice bottle of Kahlua, a coffee liqueur, so I could make myself a nice White Russian.
For a White Russian you need:

1 oz. Kahlua
1oz. Vodka
1oz. milk or creme

For my White Russian I doubled that order.
So, it tastes really coffee like, and really creamy, and really alcoholy. Since I hadn't eaten in about 5 hours I got heavily buzzed off the one White Russian and didn't go back for another.
Fuck it, I'm having another when i get home from work today.

Posted 10:11am, Jul 18 2008

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Why, Bleach? Why? by: Logic

Why is it called Bleach? I don't understand. Perhaps a reader could enlighten me. Is it toxic? Maybe. Regardless Bleach doesn't do anything new. It's typical talk-fight-talk-fight-enemyressurecteshimself-talk-fight faggotry.
Right now it isn't even interesting. There are some ninjas or something, and they're trying to kill a rich kid. Last time stupid filler came around I stopped watching completely.
What drew me back? Retardation Last year in System Config class a kid was watching it. What did I see? I saw a gigantic black man open wide his gaping maw in a style expressing "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!" This large black man then proceeded fire a beam from his mouth. The only acceptable onomatopoeia for this action is "SHOOP DA WHOOP."
Against my Better judgement that is why I watch Bleach.
I may post somethig about tonight's episode, depending on if the ninjas are baddass or not.

Posted 10:15am, Jul 09 2008

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Code Geass :D.... WHAT A TWEEST! by: Logic

Code Geass, A.K.A. Pizza Hut: the Anime, is all about those twists. M. Night Shyamalan would be VERY proud.
Last week, episode 12 of the second season reintroduced Orange-kun, and UNERASED SHIRLY TEMPLE'S MEMORY! HOLY SHIT.
So now Shily remembers the truth about Lelouche, and the viwer is lead to believe she wants to KILL HIM. FUCK.
Pizza Hut: The Anime is just so awesome. :D

Posted 10:15am, Jul 07 2008

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Stampede Tomorrow. I'll have a Tattoo. by: Logic

Considering I didn't feel like doing laundry I bought new clothes today. On the way home I stopped at the liquor store to see what I could see.
Aside from the plain old vodkas and liqueurs I went to the cooler freezer, a place I don't often venture. Simply put, coolers are for fags in my book.
Despite this I bought some Bacardi Breezer Strawberry Daiquiris, and something called "Tattoo." It was green and venomous looking with a picture of a dragon. At that point I read "Coctail a la Vodka et Canberge" and it was sold.
It tastes a lot like cranberry pop. Although the cranberry flavour is weak. I can't taste the vodka, although it's 7%.
I probably won't buy it again, but It's something to try next time you're in the cooler freezer.

Posted 10:20pm, Jul 04 2008

MINE IS THE BLOG THAT WILL PIERCE THE BLOGOSPHERE by: Logic

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is the bastard child of Digimon, and the Gundam series. That sounds pretty lame but JESUS HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK AWESOME HOLY FUCK.
The story follows this group known as the Gurren Brigand. Humans are generally oppressed into subterranean living by the Beastmen and their mechs. The Gurren Brigand sets out to change this.
The series seems very childish at times, but the sheer level of LEGENDARY is so immense, and Nia's eyes are so cute, that one would have to be retarded (Or simply uninterested in the genre) to not watch it. Even then I think they would like it.

Posted 9:29pm, Jul 03 2008

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First Alcohol Post: Hot 80 by: Logic

This is how it works, I was at this place, "Royal Canadian Liquor Store." There are no LCBOs in Alberta. I miss LCBO.
I was looking for my favorite drink, Dr. McGuillicuddy's Fireball Whiskey Shooter. This large store had none of it. I was disappointed but opted for in interesting cinnamon liqueur called "Hot 80" of the Brand Phillips. It's 40% alcohol, 7% stronger than fireball, and roughly the same price. Sweet <3
I like it, but it is no fireball. As the name suggests it's hot. Much hotter than my beloved, and has a completely different taste. It numbs my mouth which is points against it. It's thick and red in appearance. It's rather smooth as well. That's nice, but just not comparable. I want some fireball dammit. >:0

Posted 9:49pm, Jul 02 2008

OH THE DRAMA! by: Logic

In the work place, known as Grease Factory, one of my bosses, his wife, and his son in law got fired. Leaving us without a shop manager, payroll/accountant, and the head of the mixing department.
Oddly this reminded me of "Cowboy Bebop: The Movie." I have no idea why. The movie follows the adventures of the the bounty hunters aboard the ship "Bebop." It's hard to place when these events happen in the course of the series. Some time betwen when Ed joins the crew and before SPIKE DIES. HOLY FUCK SPIKE DIES. Having that said, it's worth a few watch throughs as you can hardly catch everything the first time.

Posted 2008-07-02 12:18:42

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Anime and Alcohol by: Logic

After a long sleepless night on the floor, oddly positioned beside the empty couch, I have decided on taking the simple route. This blog shall archive my thoughts on various anime, alcohol, and the combination of the two. I think It might be fun to drink with Vash the Stampede, even though he wouldn't respond to me. That self righteous son of a bitch. I suppose I'll start off with one of my favorites tomorrow and refresh my memory to the older series I've loved. Expect many drunk posts.

Posted 2008-07-02 06:15:54

Rise of Drunk Weeaboo by: Logic

"Drunk Weeaboo" is this website, and a sometimes apt description of the person who made it. With no clear goals as to what this website is to become, It may become a blog, gallery of various drawings, as well as hosting an image board, and possibly several applications. Drink heartily, and enjoy the idiocy. Drunk Weeaboo is here.

Posted 2008-07-01 19:06:53